Simon Bysted

“and I always considered Elton John to be a great singer as well as a hot piece of ass.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story

“Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

“Once I learned this truth, I began to see examples of it everywhere. A picture hung on the wall of our parlor. In it, a woman was taking a shirt from a clothesline. She had clothespins in her teeth and it was windy and a boy was tugging at her dress. The woman looked like she was in a hurry and the whole scene gave me the idea that, just outside the frame, full, dark clouds were gathering. But that was not what it was. It was paint. So I decided right then and there to see the picture as it really was. I stared at the thing long and hard, trying to only see the paint. But it was no use. All my eyes would allow me to see was the lie. In fact, the longer I gazed at the paint, the more false detail I began to imagine. The boy was crying, as if afraid, and the woman was weaker than I had first believed. I finally gave up. I understood then that it takes a powerful imagination to see a thing for what it really is.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story

“But you can't believe things because they're a lovely idea."
"But I do. That's how I believe.”
― Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited