Nicholas Marino

“—Everybody talks about being a writer, angel. If every novel conceived on a bar stool made it into print, there would not be one tree left standing on God’s green Earth.”
― Irvine Welsh, The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins: A Novel

“Might huv ehs ma’s brains, cause ay his heid taperin backwards intae a point like a fuckin alien.”
― Irvine Welsh, A Decent Ride

“The Christians had then struck back with a decal of a larger fish, labeled “TRUTH,” eating the Darwin fish, which distilled Christianity to its core principle: the ultimate devouring of Science by the giant, horrific Jesus-fish.”
― Robert Kroese, Mercury Rises

“My face is close enough to smell the carpet, which is full of four years of Ollie not wanting to spend money on a vacuum cleaner.”
― Ryan Parmenter, Hyperbole