Marty T

“Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.”
― Warning Label on Batman Costume

“I will love you like no other for I have died a thousand tiny deaths and everytime I died I thought of you.”
― Joseph Michael Linsner, Dawn: Lucifer's Halo

“A couple of buffoons were running for some state-senate seat just vacated by the incumbent's prison term. One accused the other of being "against the Internet" - a knockout punch in a world where whole hordes of humans think better sex is a faster modem.”
― Andrew Vachss, Only Child

“For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)”
― Frankie Boyle