Liz

“Yes, I'll marry you.....Satan."
"Awww, see? We already gave pet names!”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Bet

“Wkat, you tryin' to cop a feel there?" I snapped, selecting a song.
"Did you or did you not just placed your tits in the path of my hand?" he snapped back."
"I think your hand just moved in front of the girl's trajectory, but don't sweat it. You're hardly the first that these celestial beings have brought into their orbit.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.”
― Alice Clayton, Wallbanger

“We really are little book whores,aren't we?Not just in the number of books that we read,but the number of guys we are in love with.”
― Erin Noelle, Metamorphosis