Kit

“They say bad things come in threes, but I don’t think that’s true. I think bad things keep right on coming. They don’t stop. They’ll never stop. It’s just too depressing to keep counting, so we start over after the third bad thing.”
― Hugh Howey, Bounty

“Fucking NASA. In a horror movie, when everyone is hugging their shins and shouting for the main character to turn and run, or crawl under the bed, or call the cops, or grab a gun, NASA would be the dude in the back shouting, “Go see what made that noise! And take a flashlight!”
― Hugh Howey, Pet Rocks

“I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked. Six days into what should be the greatest two months of my life, and it’s turned into a nightmare.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“What's your specialty?"
The wizard squinted. "What would you like my specialty to be?”
― Patrick Weekes, The Palace Job