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“Charmain disliked blood almost as much as she disliked earthworms.”
― House of Many Ways
― House of Many Ways
“That was close,” Andrew says when they’re gone. “I love Sam, but since he stabbed Alistair with that pencil, I’ve been afraid to turn my back to him.” Since he… “I’m sorry, what?”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“A low-key distraction,” I rush to add. “No glitter. Or dildos.” “You’re leaving too much off that list, David,” Sam admonishes, turning to Alistair. “No smoke, bubble, or laser light machines. No flash mobs. No fireworks or explosives of any kind.”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“How much coffee has he had today?” I murmur to Noah, who shakes his head vehemently. “We don’t ask those sorts of questions,” he hisses.”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“I can’t fucking believe he wants to organize my dildos. He shrugs. “Okay. If you decide you want them arranged by frequency of use, that’s fine too.” Then, shocking me so much I lose the power of speech, he winks and adds, “I noticed the grip on the demon one is starting to get worn. You might need to replace it. Though, you should know that there’s no substitute for the real thing.”
― Demons Do It Better
― Demons Do It Better
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