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“I guess some things, like stupidity, cross the species barrier.”
― Demons Do It Better
― Demons Do It Better
“How much coffee has he had today?” I murmur to Noah, who shakes his head vehemently. “We don’t ask those sorts of questions,” he hisses.”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“I shoo them, both protesting, toward the door and finally get them out. I shut the door in their faces, engage all the locks and the chain (not that it would do any good if Alistair decided to come back in) and finally lean back against the door in relief.”
― Demons Do It Better
― Demons Do It Better
“Charmain disliked blood almost as much as she disliked earthworms.”
― House of Many Ways
― House of Many Ways
“I felt like a peacock. A very unprepared peacock. No. A turkey dressed as a peacock. A turkey that might end up on a dinner table because, once everyone saw through the ruse of it being a peacock, they’d want to eat it. Great. Now I was strangely hungry.”
― So This Is Ever After
― So This Is Ever After
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