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This review is for the Stephen Fry narrated audiobook.I'm not new to this novel at all, given that I first read it when it first came out and have re-read it many, many times since, but it's always struck me as one of the most pivotal in the series, ...more "
“Charmain disliked blood almost as much as she disliked earthworms.”
― House of Many Ways
― House of Many Ways
“I steer in that direction as Sam says, “No more using the words sex, or come, or porn, or any variation on that theme while you’re in a public place. Use a substitute word instead.” “Like what?” I begin scanning my items. Since nobody’s close enough to see, I go a little faster than a human could. “I don’t know… what about… lamp.” Clearly he’s getting inspiration from his living room décor. “Do you really think me saying ‘I want to lamp him all night long’ is better, Sam?” I ask dryly. “Or ‘I want to lamp in his hair’?”
― Hijinks With a Hellhound
― Hijinks With a Hellhound
“How much coffee has he had today?” I murmur to Noah, who shakes his head vehemently. “We don’t ask those sorts of questions,” he hisses.”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“A low-key distraction,” I rush to add. “No glitter. Or dildos.” “You’re leaving too much off that list, David,” Sam admonishes, turning to Alistair. “No smoke, bubble, or laser light machines. No flash mobs. No fireworks or explosives of any kind.”
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
― Sorcerers Always Satisfy
“I guess some things, like stupidity, cross the species barrier.”
― Demons Do It Better
― Demons Do It Better
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