Aira

“Look at the huge success of Fifty Shades of Grey. The girl in the book lets a rich guy beat her and ritually rape her, and she likes it! She finds it erotic! But imagine if Christian Grey wasn't a billionaire. Imagine if he lived in a dirty old trailer down by the river. Then that story wouldn't be a sexy romance novel, but an episode of CSI.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends

“Because here's the thing about a book: when you pick up a story, you put down your own”
― Holly Smale, All That Glitters

“Tits are like gifts from God. There’s a reason men don’t have them—if we did, we’d play with them all day.”
― Corinne Michaels, We Own Tonight

“If we were in Victorian England I would have called him dashing;but, since we lived in the 21st century I would have to settle for the wordier GQ model hot.”
― Penny Reid, Neanderthal Seeks Human