“Don’t swim with the dolphins during a labor dispute. No matter how much they try to convince you otherwise”
― Starter Villain
― Starter Villain
“Oooooh, Northwestern,” Who Gives a Shit said. “Fucking doormat of the Big Ten, you must be very proud.”
― Starter Villain
― Starter Villain
“Most of the people I know are ex-journalists like me. They’re either working as bartenders or substitute teachers.” “Which do you do?” “The latter for now. I was hoping to upgrade to the former.”
― Starter Villain
― Starter Villain
“If you’re going that far you could see all animals as having rights,” Seventy-three said. “Whether you think they’re smart or not.” “You eat fish,” I said to him. “True,” Seventy-three said. “Fuck fish.”
― Starter Villain
― Starter Villain
“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.”
― Project Hail Mary
― Project Hail Mary
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