Ruth

“He looked haggard and careworn, like a Borgia who has suddenly remembered that he has forgotten to shove cyanide in the consommé, and the dinner-gong due any moment.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves

“It was one of those parties where you cough twice before you speak and then decide not to say it after all.”
― P.G. Wodehouse