Dysmonia Kuiper

“Your writing blows, by the by. You split more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.”
― Brian K. Vaughan, Y: The Last Man, Vol. 7: Paper Dolls

“I should also mention, with the vestigial pang of a once flat-chested girl, Desdemona's voluptuous figure.”
― Jeffrey Eugenides, Middlesex

“In a good-natured way he had almost decided that Princeton was one part deadly Philistines and one part deadly grinds, and to find a person who could mention Keats without stammering, yet evidently washed his hands, was rather a treat.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I need to ask myself, 'What would an Apollo astronaut do?' He'd drink three whiskey sours, drive his Corvette to the launchpad, then fly to the moon in a command module smaller than my Rover. Man those guys were cool.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian