

“[11:49] JPL: What we can see of your planned cut looks good. We’re assuming the other side is identical. You’re cleared to start drilling.
[12:07] Watney: That’s what she said.
[12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?”
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[12:07] Watney: That’s what she said.
[12:25] JPL: Seriously, Mark? Seriously?”
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“I smiled at her, my most comforting, challenging, I'm-not-really-a-shark smile.”
― Darkly Dreaming Dexter
― Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”
― The Martian
― The Martian

“Maybe I’ll post a consumer review. “Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
― The Martian
― The Martian

“I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”
― The Martian
― The Martian
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