“I haven’t the faintest idea how babies are born, probably because I fainted on the day I was born.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“Jeff, I have a problem.”
“I’m glad you’ve finally realized I’m your answer, Merit.”
― Friday Night Bites
“I’m glad you’ve finally realized I’m your answer, Merit.”
― Friday Night Bites
“The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.”
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“Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“Awkwardness, thy name is vampire.”
― Friday Night Bites
― Friday Night Bites
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