Jess Austerberry

“I've got respect for people who have to get their hands dirty to get things done. That's just work. No, it takes something special to be a real asshole, and I think she and I are of the same mind.”
― Travis Baldree, Legends & Lattes

“The real story of the Fleece: there were these two children of Zeus, Cadmus and Europa, okay? They were about to get offered up as human sacrifices, when they prayed to Zeus to save them. So Zeus sent this magical flying ram with golden wool, which picked them up in Greece and carried them all the way to Colchis in Asia Minor. Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important."
"It was probably important to her.”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“To choose to love is to take a risk”
― Dolly Alderton, Everything I Know About Love

“It's not enough to be an average-sized woman, with a bit of hair, and an all-right jumper.”
― Dolly Alderton, Everything I Know About Love