“High school taught me a valuable lesson about glasses: Don't wear them. Contacts have always seemed like too much work, so instead I just squint, figuring that if something is more than ten feet away, I'll just deal with it when I get there.”
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“Death is nothing at all. It does not count. I have only slipped away into the next room. Everything remains as it was. The old life that we lived so fondly together is untouched, unchanged. Whatever we were to each other, that we are still. Call me by the old familiar name. Speak of me in the easy way which you always used. Put no sorrow in your tone. Laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes that we enjoyed together.”
― I Must Say: My Life as a Humble Comedy Legend
― I Must Say: My Life as a Humble Comedy Legend
“Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.”
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
― When You Are Engulfed in Flames
“How she loved us all, no matter who we were, no matter what we did, her whole band of misfits. I am so proud of you, she would say.”
― Tomboy Survival Guide
― Tomboy Survival Guide
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