fucks them. I can’t stop you from getting fucked. But I am the condom.
“You never know what someone’s kinks are,” Donut said. “For example, I had no idea Katia was into furries.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
“I’m pretty sure that was Idaho, not Iowa.” “That’s practically the same thing, Carl.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Gobble-Gobble, Bitches. Welcome to Iowa.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Carl: How many is it? Zev: I shouldn’t be telling you any of this. Carl: How many fucking children is it? Zev: About 120,000. Give or take a few. Holy shit.”
― This Inevitable Ruin
― This Inevitable Ruin
“...Dancing!” The velociraptor moonwalked back across the platform. He goddamn moonwalked.”
― The Butcher's Masquerade
― The Butcher's Masquerade
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