Olivia Silvers

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin