Jimothy Halpert

“I just remembered that he called me the morning after you two first got together. And do you know what he said to me?
He said, ‘Mom, I met her.’ And I said, ‘Who?’ He said, ‘The woman I’m going to marry one day.”
― Elsie Silver, Reckless

“Mmm,” he hums. “I should warn you, Ken, I like it when you’re mean. It does something to me.”
― Liz Tomforde, Play Along

“What the hell is the cowboy hat rule? You wear the hat, you ride the cowboy.”
― Elsie Silver, Flawless

“He’ll be on his hands and knees most of the time.” “As all men should be.”
― Liz Tomforde, Caught Up