Jimothy Halpert

“Mmm,” he hums. “I should warn you, Ken, I like it when you’re mean. It does something to me.”
― Liz Tomforde, Play Along

“You do know you’re in love with that girl, don’t you?”
“Yeah, Mom. I know.”
― Elsie Silver, Reckless

“Beg.” “Pardon me?” “You heard me.” Her lips don’t even twitch. She’s not joking at all. “Beg.”
― Elsie Silver, Heartless

“I just remembered that he called me the morning after you two first got together. And do you know what he said to me?
He said, ‘Mom, I met her.’ And I said, ‘Who?’ He said, ‘The woman I’m going to marry one day.”
― Elsie Silver, Reckless