“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.”
― Factotum
― Factotum
“Nothing was ever in tune. People just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: communism, health foods, zen, surfing, ballet, hypnotism, group encounters, orgies, biking, herbs, Catholicism, weight-lifting, travel, withdrawal, vegetarianism, India, painting, writing, sculpting, composing, conducting, backpacking, yoga, copulating, gambling, drinking, hanging around, frozen yogurt, Beethoven, Back, Buddha, Christ, TM, H, carrot juice, suicide, handmade suits, jet travel, New York City, and then it all evaporated and fell apart. People had to find things to do while waiting to die. I guess it was nice to have a choice.”
― Women
― Women
“you boys can keep your virgins
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
give me hot old women in high heels
with asses that forgot to get old.”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
“in this land some of us fuck more than
we die but most of us die
better than we fuck”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
we die but most of us die
better than we fuck”
― Love Is a Dog from Hell
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