Mark Saxton

“the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Impact minus twenty seconds, guys . . .” said the computer. “Then turn the bloody engines back on!” bawled Zaphod. “Oh, sure thing, guys,” said the computer.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Parts of the inside of her head screamed at other parts of the inside of her head.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“I thought,” he said, “that if the world was going to end we were meant to lie down or put a paper bag over our head or something.”

“If you like, yes,” said Ford.

“That’s what they told us in the army,” said the man, and his eyes began the long trek back down to his whisky.

“Will that help?” asked the barman.

“No,” said Ford and gave him a friendly smile.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy