Leslie

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers. ”
― George Carlin

“They don't want an educated populace capable of critical thought, sitting around the kitchen table realizing how badly they're getting fucked!”
― George Carlin

“Shrinking in a corner,
pressed into the wall;
do they know I'm present,
am I here at all?”
― Lang Leav, Love & Misadventure

“Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.”
― George Carlin