Mikayla

“The Internet is a Series of Tubes!”
― Ted Stevens

“How terribly sad it was that people are made in such a way that they get used to something as extraordinary as living.”
― Jostein Gaarder, The Solitaire Mystery

“I'm allergic to rocks hitting me in the face.”
― Mike Rowe

“I'm completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
... These two institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them together is
certain death.”
― George Carlin