Kristin Neike

“Daphne,” he tuts. “Daphne, Daphne, Daphne.” “Let me guess: I’m a clueless fool,” I say. He starts the car. “No, just a sweet, naive, beautiful little innocent, raised in captivity by a man who loves wheatgrass.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“Onscreen is the image of a thirty-year-old Renée Zellweger, sporting red pajamas and belting a song into a rolled-up magazine.
"Oh my god, Miles," I say.
"What?" He says.
"You're watching Bridget Jones's Diary?"
"It's a good movie!" he cries, a little defensive.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story

“No, no, no,” Barb says. “Your money’s no good here.”

He shoves the ten in his hand into their tip jar to much protestation. “It would be a crime not to pay for this.”

“Theft, technically,” I put in.”
― Emily Henry, Funny Story