The Bumblebee

“Bad spelling can be lethal. For example, the greedy seraph of Al-Ybi was cursed by a badly-educated deity and for some days everything he touched turned to Glod, which happened to be the name of a small dwarf from a mountain community hundreds of miles away who found himself magically dragged to the kingdom and relentlessly duplicated. Some two thousand Glods later the spell wore off. These days, the people of Al-Ybi are renowned for being unusually short and bad-tempered.”
― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

“He had created perhaps the only distraction powerful enough to save us: a herd of zombie cats”
― Ransom Riggs, A Map of Days

“While the cat's away, the mice will eat in the lounge without plates or cutlery.”
― Juno Dawson, The Shadow Cabinet

“I would not settle for less than I had to give.
I laughed instead”
― Sue Lynn Tan, Daughter of the Moon Goddess