Andy Howells

“…we are actually the only family in Croydon with a season ticket for the fish and chip shop.”
― Spike Mullins, Ronnie In The Chair

“I prefer to regard myself as one who has the ability and the mental and nervous equipment to make his own laws and act according to them rather than accept the laws that suit the lowest common denominator of the people.”
― Ian Fleming, Live and Let Die

“I first met Ronnie Corbett at the Buckstone, over a drink. Well I was over it and he was under it. A voice came out of thin air and I thought it was the drink talking, until something made me peer over the other side of the bar - and there he was,”
― Ronnie Barker, It's Hello from Him

“After a time, the battle drifted back; there were fights in the air and one German plane flew low from the west towards the sea, evidently crippled. All the batteries fired at it, and so did the Sappers next door. I was in the road and bolted, more afraid of the Sappers than the Hun.”
― Colonel Rodney Foster