Fabian

“Benjamin Franklin, in his “Letter to the Royal Academy of Brussels” has canvassed suggested remedies for alleviating the stench attendant upon these discharges: “My Prize Question therefore should be: To discover some Drug, wholesome and — not disagreeable, to be mixed with our common food, or sauces, that shall render the natural discharges of Wind from our Bodies not only inoffensive, but agreeable as Perfumes.”
― Mark Twain, The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain: 169 Short Stories