William Messman

“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

“It is easier to stay out than to get out.”
― Mark Twain

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain