William Messman

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

“If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.”
― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain