William Messman

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

“There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.”
― Lenny Bruce, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People

“It is the easiest thing in the world for a man to look as if he had a great secret in him.”
― Herman Melville, Moby Dick oder Der Wal

“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker