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“Bring it on home, Wallbanger”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“Have you seen this guy yet?"
"Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though."
"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.”
― Wallbanger
"Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though."
"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.”
― Wallbanger
“To douchebags!" he said, gesturing to Brad. "And to girls that break your heart," he bowed his head to me. His eyes lost focus. "And to the absolute fucking horror of losing your best friend because you were stupid enough to fall in love with her.”
― Beautiful Disaster
― Beautiful Disaster
“I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon... where I was dying to kneel before him.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
“He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa.”
― Wallbanger
― Wallbanger
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