riley :p

“You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know.”
― William Wilberforce

“She was a void, an abyss, a vacuum in the brain department. She could have run for congress.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore

“Now, come over here so I can pat you down."
"But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."
He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down.
"You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?"
"Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“Halleluiah, another teenage boy was even stupider than I was. I looked positively good and normal compared to Tyler Crowley, even if I was an obsessed emo-psycho stalker.”
― Anna Jones Buttimore, Twilight: Midnight Sunburn: A light parody of Midnight Sun