riley :p

“So I'm a single man in my thirties, who lives alone in a small apartment, I don't have any kids, but I like kids a lot. I don't like where this is going...
A teacher! I'm a schoolteacher! I remember it now!
Oh, thank God. I'm a teacher.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid. I can't drown, and neither can my pancakes.”
― Rick Riordan

“I spend a lot of time un-suiciding this suicide mission.”
― Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary

“You must choose which stones to carry, for if you try to carry them all, you will be dragged down by their weight and drown in the depths. But you may find that as you swim, you grow stronger for the stones in your pockets. You may find you can carry more than you knew.”
― Amie Kaufman, Beyond the End of the World