Erin Simmehchan

“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?” I screeched. And then I lunged for his throat.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I asked John how he was able to fall asleep so easily on the road. His response is engraved into my memory. He turned to me casually and said, “I just imagine large planes bombing the shit out of the whole planet to a point where there is nothing to think of, and then I gently go to sleep.” My jaw dropped. What the fuck, psycho? That was John.”
― Serj Tankian, Down with the System

“I was weeping again, drunk on the impossible past.”
― Vladimir Nabokov

“It had been a while since I’d had a girls’ night out, and the estrogen rush was invigorating.”
― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight