Sara Yee

“Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
― Woody Allen

“Suicide is a form of murder - premeditated murder. It isn't something you do the first time you think of doing it. It takes getting used to. And you need the means, the opportunity, the motive. A successful suicide demands good organization and a cool head, both of which are usually incompatible with the suicidal state of mind.”
― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
― Mae West