Sarah Johnson

“His eyelashes are so dark, he almost reminds me of a cow with the slow, lazy way he blinks at me. “Hey, why do cows have such long eyelashes?” I ask, abruptly switching the subject. His brow furrows in my direction beneath the brim of his cap. “What?” “Their eyelashes. They’re just so damn long. What’s the point?”
― Elsie Silver, Hopeless

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes”
― Matt Dinniman, Carl's Doomsday Scenario