Michael Clocksin

“After all, he wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we're dumb, then God is dumb — and maybe even a little ugly on the side.”
― Frank Zappa

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
― George Carlin

“The mind is like a parachute - it doesn't work if it's not open.”
― Frank Zappa

“Rights aren't really rights if someone can take them away.”
― George Carlin