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“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.”
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“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
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“Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.”
― The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes
― The 100 Best Yo Mama Jokes
“Rights aren't really rights if someone can take them away.”
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“After all, he wrote this book here, and in the book it says he made us all to be just like him! So if we're dumb, then God is dumb — and maybe even a little ugly on the side.”
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