The Baroness

“Sugar, it's no parade but you'll get down the street one way or another, so you'd just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

“Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!”
― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

“Don’t try to make life a mathematics problem with yourself in the center and everything coming out equal. When you’re good, bad things can still happen. And if you’re bad, you can still be lucky.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, The Poisonwood Bible

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch