“Not all cages are built with bars.” Some, like mine, were made from the shackles of duty and the chains of domestic obligations.
“Petra is also a stoner without a college degree, but I guess it’s different when you’re a perfect ten with a picturesque family and well-padded bank account. Then you’re not a stoner; you’re a free spirit.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“I do not know my dates’ blood types,” I say. “All I need from them is a full credit report, a psych eval, and a blood oath.”
― Book Lovers
― Book Lovers
“after a while, someone either finally sees you or they don’t, and either way it fucking sucks. Because if they see you, and it’s not what they signed up for, then they’re out of there. And if they never see you . . . it’s worse. Because you’re just alone.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“Ever since Mr. Tumnus showed up at that snowy lamppost, this world was never going to quite cut it for me.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“Hell, I’m old enough to have a daughter named Renesmee on one of those U-5 soccer teams where the kids take turns kicking the ball the wrong way, then sitting down midfield to take off their shoes.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
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