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Aron Beauregard
“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams through the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”
Aron Beauregard, Playground

Judith Sonnet
“WARNING: The following pages of No One Rides for Free are so graphic, disturbing, and depraved… we are legally obliged to give you time to put it down and decide whether or not you want to continue reading. If you read on then you are consenting to witness the horrors ahead… which are, at times, unimaginable. You are also expected to read on at your own risk, knowing full and well that the producers of this book are not responsible for any side effects that you may—or may not—suffer.   If you are at all squeamish, sensitive, or easily offended, we recommend you find a happier story. If you do continue reading and find yourself growing weak with shock, to stave off sickness, fainting, and even death… repeat to yourself: It’s only a book… It’s only a book…”
Judith Sonnet, No One Rides For Free

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