Patru Andrei

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I realized after I got Jesus, I'd marry "that good woman who put me right with the Lord, got me away from the bottle and taught me what life is really all about." Which was to say, some church girl that resembles a pile of loose fat upholstered with pale goopy skin, and whose whole life is chocolate cake and visiting her sister.”
― John Barnes, Tales of the Madman Underground

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
― Elbert Hubbard

“It wasn't that funny, but I laughed. There wouldn't be much laughter in the world if people didn't like each other, because there sure as shit aren't that many good jokes.”
― John Barnes, Tales of the Madman Underground