Slade couldn’t… uh, there had to be shit he couldn’t do as well as me. Like… menstruate.
“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Beckett Langfield likes three things: his steaks rare, his women bare, and the billions he’s got in the bank earning interest.”
― Mother Faker
― Mother Faker
“He nods, and when a shy grin replaces his normal smirk, I know I’ve officially lost the battle. I’m falling for Beckett Langfield. I broke all the rules and fell in love with my fake husband.”
― Mother Faker
― Mother Faker
“Stories are the architecture of Faerie, more powerful than magic, more powerful than kings.”
― Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales
― Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales
“And then I snapped. I'd been an overachiever all my life, so it made sense that I'd excel in all things. Including emotional breakdowns.”
― Mother Hater
― Mother Hater
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