“You don’t play with your ass? It makes you gay?” “Oh my fucking god...” “You know what makes you gayer?” “Rozanov...shut the fuck—” “Sucking my dick. You were doing that a minute ago.”
“Goddammit Donut!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”
― The Wicked King
― The Wicked King
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“New achievement! You’ve killed an armed mob with your bare fucking hands! Holy crap, dude. That’s kinda fucked up. Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Weapon Box!”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“Once upon a time, there was a human girl stolen away by faeries, and because of that, she swore to destroy them.”
― The Wicked King
― The Wicked King
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