“You don’t play with your ass? It makes you gay?” “Oh my fucking god...” “You know what makes you gayer?” “Rozanov...shut the fuck—” “Sucking my dick. You were doing that a minute ago.”
“I needed my heels for this. When a soldier goes into battle, she needs to armor up.”
― Mother Hater
― Mother Hater
“And then I snapped. I'd been an overachiever all my life, so it made sense that I'd excel in all things. Including emotional breakdowns.”
― Mother Hater
― Mother Hater
“Such is the way with librarians, who are almost as unpredictable as the Folk, some minatory and persnickety, others overflowing with warmth towards humanity at large.”
― Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales
― Emily Wilde's Compendium of Lost Tales
“I consider him for a second longer. Nah, he’s a Langfield. Of course she’s interested. We’re magnificent.”
― Mother Faker
― Mother Faker
“He nods, and when a shy grin replaces his normal smirk, I know I’ve officially lost the battle. I’m falling for Beckett Langfield. I broke all the rules and fell in love with my fake husband.”
― Mother Faker
― Mother Faker
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