Shahaj Kafle

“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”
― Carroll Bryant

“A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

“When boys get mad its not so bad
When girls get mad world WW3 is about to start!”
― P.C. Cast

“Google, Facebook helps people than people helps people, in today's world”
― Jeevagan Nagarajan