Arthurium

“Dan slept throughout - but a man who sleeps with his head lying on a phone table can never really sleep with a clean conscience”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull

“Grove Health Center," trilled the woman on the end of the line. She had the vocal automisation that comes to people whose job description might as well read: 'Ceaseless repetition'.”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull

“Alan sensed Bull as liability, pure liability, triple liability. Alan was now having an affair with a man who had a cunt in the back of his leg. Worse still, the man was his patient. At the very least he would be struck off…”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull

“Sometimes the thoughts and feelings I had didn't really agree with each other, so I decided I must be lots of different people inside my brain.”
― Iain Banks, The Wasp Factory