Arthurium

“My greatest enemies are Women and the Sea. These things I hate. Women because they are weak and stupid and live in the shadow of men and are nothing compared to them, and the Sea because it has always frustrated me, destroying what I have built, washing away what I have left, wiping clean the marks I have made.”
― Iain M. Banks, The Wasp Factory

“Dan slept throughout - but a man who sleeps with his head lying on a phone table can never really sleep with a clean conscience”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull

“Alan sensed Bull as liability, pure liability, triple liability. Alan was now having an affair with a man who had a cunt in the back of his leg. Worse still, the man was his patient. At the very least he would be struck off…”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull

“Grove Health Center," trilled the woman on the end of the line. She had the vocal automisation that comes to people whose job description might as well read: 'Ceaseless repetition'.”
― Will Self, Cock & Bull