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“Let your inner DORK shine through.”
― Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
― Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“Dream big dreams,because little dreams have no magic.~Dork Diaries”
― Dork Diaries 3: Tales From A Not-So-Talented Pop Star
― Dork Diaries 3: Tales From A Not-So-Talented Pop Star
“STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT:
1 cup of cooked oatmeal
1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)
2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)
1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)
1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)
Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes
Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups”
― Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
1 cup of cooked oatmeal
1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like rancid, sour milk)
2 chopped cheese sticks (for chunkiness)
1 uncooked egg (for authentic slimy texture)
1 can of split pea soup (for putrid green color)
1/4 cup of raisins (to increase gross-osity)
Mix ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2 minutes
Let mixture cool to warm vomit temperature
Use liberally as needed
Makes 4 to 5 cups”
― Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
“You're such a big BABY. So cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT”
― Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
― Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl
Becky’s 2025 Year in Books
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