J0rdee
https://www.goodreads.com/j0rdee
“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”
― The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”
―
―
“I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?... Then again, if real life was like that, what would we watch on television?”
― The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
― The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.”
― The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
― The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
J0rdee’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at J0rdee’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
Polls voted on by J0rdee
Lists liked by J0rdee






