Andy Klein

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.”
― Dr. Seuss, Fox in Socks

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
― Orson Welles