Hilary

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
― Sheng Wang

“College is fun as long as you don't die.”
― Tsugumi Ohba, Death Note, Vol. 4: Love

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a job.
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― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

“That was not sex. That was naked poetry.”
― Hank Moody