Rachael

“I make that four horses and ten men just to get rid of one old woman. What did you do to the King?”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

“I think we ought to live happily ever after," and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try. "It should be hair-raising," added Howl.
"And you'll exploit me," Sophie said.
"And then you'll cut up all my suits to teach me.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle

“The purpose of a good education is to show you that there are three sides to a two-sided story.”
― Stanley Fish

“You've no right to walk into people's castles and take their guitars.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl's Moving Castle