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"“She returned to 8th grade where she began teaching the deaf kids blackjack.”" — Mar 25, 2026 06:45PM
"“She returned to 8th grade where she began teaching the deaf kids blackjack.”" — Mar 25, 2026 06:45PM
Bellies
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If Gwyneth Paltrow told her to lick the bottom of a dirty flip-flop, she’d lick the bottom of ten.
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“Colleen, you breathe like an old cocker spaniel. In the future when you phone someone to harass them, maybe you should try to shut your mouth and breathe through your nose.”
― Shuggie Bain
― Shuggie Bain
“It seems awfully untoward to go about demanding people’s Christian names like a child or an American.”
― In Memoriam
― In Memoriam
“He simply used water to clear the way for liquor, the way streets are cleaned before an official visit.”
― The Radetzky March
― The Radetzky March
“If Gwyneth Paltrow told her to lick the bottom of a dirty flip-flop, she’d lick the bottom of ten.”
― Bellies
― Bellies
“Aunt Vidala said that best friends led to whispering and plotting and keeping secrets, and plotting and secrets led to disobedience to God, and disobedience led to rebellion, and girls who were rebellious became women who were rebellious, and a rebellious woman was even worse than a rebellious man because rebellious men became traitors, but rebellious women became adulteresses.”
― The Testaments
― The Testaments
Jack’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Jack’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
49 books
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19 friends
264 books
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42 friends
211 books
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26 friends
109 books
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28 friends
299 books
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34 friends
934 books
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1,935 friends
219 books
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15 friends
160 books
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11 friends
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