David

“You cannot have a really terrific library without at least one terrific librarian, the way you cannot have a really terrific bedroom unless you can lock the door.”
― Lemony Snicket, Shouldn't You Be in School?

“Nobody can teach you how to like something. You can like it, or you can pretend to like it, in order to make someone happy.”
― Lemony Snicket, Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?

“If you're not scared, she told me, it's not bravery.”
― Lemony Snicket, Shouldn't You Be in School?

“There is no point in delaying crying. Sadness is like having a vicious alligator around. You can ignore it for only so long before it begins devouring things and you have to pay attention.”
― Lemony Snicket, Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?