Devyani Shah

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry