Catfox Marcent

“Article 2: "A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.”
― Barney Stinson, The Bro Code

“Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.”
― Barney Stinson

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
― Barney Stinson

“It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!”
― Barney Stinson