Poppy Croucher

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett

“I'm sure a lot of people have these little daydreams and flights of fancy to fill the passing of time, but I don't know if they realize how important they can be to inject a bit of balance and optimism into your life.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Satsuma Complex