Emma Shaff

“Bad Llama. Level 3. It’s a llama, but it’s bad. If he were human, he’d be covered in prison tattoos and would be hanging out in front of the Circle K hitting on 14-year-old girls. They might be willing to sell you something if you have good stuff to trade. You won’t want to get hit by their spit.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Which is why most of us live our lives with eyes closed.”
― Haruki Murakami, The City and Its Uncertain Walls

“Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl

“Your creature crapped in my mother’s ashes,” Mordecai said, shaking his head. “This is so not worth it. Not worth it at all.”
― Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl